Steps to make a table:
1) Barter for a 250lb. 8ft. long piece of wood.
2) Get 5 friendly people to put said wood on top of your car.
3) Drive 20 mph the entire length of Manhattan enjoying the
oo’s and ah’s.
4) Find one faithful friend to help remove burden from car.
5) Drop it on your thigh.
6) Pickup 150 lbs. of discarded steel gates from another friend.
7) Strip paint off steel for hours and hours and hours.
10) Post pictures to geeky website.