Subject: Get a life loser!
From: student <publicworkstation@yale.edu>
Date: 03:07 PM
To: ben hall


I can't believe you care so much about your car and your turntable. They
both look pretty old and broke down. Why don't you give up on these
financial loves and choose human contact instead. It [is] a sad day when
someone has 10 pictures of their turntable and none of their friends.
Especially if they have charming friends like Kevin and Esther.

By-the-way, when you do choose people over machines, I think I know
someone who would be willing to take your car and your turntable off
your hands.

Later Loser -
a card carrying member of the human race